Poems

Alone I arrived;Alone too, shall I depart. The gift, after all, was simply to have known you. ... and survive to tell the tale.

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End of Year

Christmas...Birthday Young ManNew Year?!Five Nights At Freddies II to round out the last of 2025. Also, I found my 3RD torched car of the year!Makes for a nice little mantle piece. I  think. You could find out for yourself... BUY MY ART!... Dammit! 😂

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Ugly on the Inside

Merry Christmas, lovlies!Remember:Be thankful for what you have, for those you share it with, for the time you've left to spend. Because if you're ugly on the inside... It's only a matter of time before that, too, is gone. And once it's gone, It's GOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNNEEEEEEE. 😂[PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES 'TIL I'M FAT.]IT'S CHRISTMAS, BIIIIIIITCH!!Oooh!

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Welcoming: Vermont Portrait Studio!

Soooo, the new site's not quite ready to go live yet, but it is close! (>60-65%). But I've been putting something together that's slightly more... subdued?  More refined maybe?Mature... Flllllesshhhed Out.- and a bit less "Little Edgelord Fauntleroy" Haha. Vermont Portrait Studio is in the works. Slowly. But surely.

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Kazoo!

Have you met KazooShe's a beautiful girlShe came from the depths of the greasy underbellyOf this big brown world

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Big Machine

Stand straight, fall back in line.Comb your hair, get to work on time.Everyone in the big machine,tries to break your heart, and pull you underneath.

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Nick Lutsko!

Singing about Dan Bongino, and Spirit Halloween, and Grandma and the men in the basement, and the Joe Rogan podcast.

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